Kate or something like that.
21. Female. Virginia Beach. College mook. Theater major going into costume design. Lover of good literature (I am a former English major), fashion and writing in my diary. Christ-studier. Tea drinker. Steampunk. Fangirl. Snarky snot.
I love The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Beetlejuice, Moonrise Kingdom, Harry Potter, The X-Files, Sherlock, Pokemon, Harvest Moon, American Horror Story, occasionally Glee, and a good many other fandoms.
This is my personal blog.
I just realized that his belt says ANL
Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
literally what the fuck ikea
who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
that could have been a very different picture
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
I was really confused the first time I realized I had an extra hole… when I was 11. Isn’t this covered in biology class?
Wolf Children: Ame & Yuki (おおかみこどもの雨と雪 Ōkami Kodomo no Ame to Yuki), 2012
Director: Mamoru Hosoda
- "Hana is a 19-year-old student who falls in a "fairy-tale like" love with a "wolf man". Over the course of the 13-year story Hana gives birth to two children - Yuki, and Ame, or "Snow and Rain". At first the family quietly lives in the city trying to hide their wolf heritage, but Hana makes the decision to move to a rural town, far from their previous city life, in order to let her children grow up how they choose - as either human or wolf.”
"Full spectrum cleaning. Here’s what I’m imagining: a world where we can vacuum your carpet." -My boyfriend
this is like 90% of how I communicate with my best friend
IT’S FINALLY THE CHRISTMAS SEASON
I CAN FINALLY REBLOG THIS
FAT FLAG BY JONATHAN ICHER
Make up : Anastasia Parquet
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back